Opera Land

Opera Land is a theme park dedicated to Opera TV. It consists of four "Corners" each dedicated to a different flagship Opera TV show.

The paths
The paths of Opera Land are, as Hafu puts them, "confusing as hell and also printed with almost toothache-inducing, happy-looking pictures of the TV station`s characters posing!"

The Stage
The Stage is the most popular place in the park. The timetable is as follows:

9:30-10:00 FFF

On the hour every hour: plays

Jackal Corner
Jackal Corner consists of the Jackal Kiddie Koaster and the Jackal Snacka-teria. The Kiddie Koaster is a small roller coaster for children where the Snacka-teria is a cafe where you can order real-life Jackal Snacks.

Bastu-Corner
This rural corner is comprised of Bastu-Bites and The Shooting Gallery. Bastu-Bites is a canteen where you can order nutritious meals at a low price and the Gallery is just a shooting gallery where the targets are Technos.

Flame Corner
The Flame Moltres`orange, red and yellow corner has The Flame Speeder and The Cooking Pot. The Speeder is advertised as "The fastest ride this corner!" The Pot is a restaurant where hot meals are available all the time.

Blade Corner
This is the most popular corner by far. to make up for a lack of food outlets, there are 2 rides, The Blade Coaster and Blade VR Mission. The Coaster reaches up above the entrance and is super fast. The VR Mission is a VR attraction that updated every season to represent the enemy change.

Trivia
The jingle is as follows:

!Opera Land, Opera Land!

It`s fun, it`s cool, it`s neat!

Opera Land, OPERA LAND!

You can go any day of the week!

Reviews
"There are not enough characters on this website to express my hatred. 0/10"-Hafu"

"Simply the GREATEST! 10/10"-Fan

"Legit, needs more waffles 1/10-yourmum"